Nah, that's not the length of this post.
It's the title of a new anthology containing, yes, you've guessed it, stories that are 81 words long. 1000 of them by 1000 different authors, which is an unofficial world record!
When the opportunity came up I was very pleased to contribute to this book.
My story is called, A Great Feat, and is story no. 627 in the book.